“I Slept Like A Baby”

“I Slept Like A Baby”

Who’s baby? How old was the baby? Was it their first child or were they experienced? You definitely haven’t met my two month old!

I sleep with or around Shy and simply put – I am an antisocial zombie.
On and off, from 7am until midnight, we sleep, getting not much done and seeing no one. Our most social hours are from about 10pm to 4am with a sleep in between. At 4am we retire to bed, preparing to wake at 7am.

3 consecutive hours of sleep is the max round here. So even if I sleep about 8 hours a day (this is rare as I never sleep when I should), it’s not a nice long 8 hour sleep; it’s a broken down and disrupted 8 hour sleep which really doesn’t have the same effect.

So once again I ask: sleep like who’s baby? Where can I find it? Is it available for rent?